I had no idea what it was and set to picking the locks. The faint sound of buzzing filled my head in this chamber and grew louder the closer I drew to the doors. I was derping around Kogoruhn, looking for the items needed to complete a quest, when I came upon an empty room with three locked doors. And yet, fiendishly, I can't wait to get him past the Ghostgate and see how his bare-skinned self fends in boiling volcanic territory. At times I feel bad for dragging him unprotected through dust storms and drenching rain. Though I do rather wish that I could give him some armor though. Though he does a have a lovely singing voice and is also adept at whistling. The same goes for guild guides, knowing that the respectability of the Mages' Guild would plummet should one of its branches gain a new piece of unmoving decor. When what looked like a harmless old man summoned the first skeleton I've ever seen, he was there at my back, bellowing Nord battle cries, running in to fight and in turn inspiring me.Д«ut that isn't even the best part! Stilt striders are forced to let him ride for free, or else he threatens to 'lose' his underwear too. Ah, just like home in Skyrim.ДЄnd yet, despite is awfully nice to not be alone in a strange and forbidding world. And in true follower fashion, his utmost passion is not for spilling blood, but for doggedly blocking doors. At one point he got into a fight with a kwama forager and went at it for five straight minutes, accomplishing nothing whatsoever until I finally stepped in to finish the job. I've decided to not finish his quest and just keep his buff bod around for moral support and occasional eye-candy. But today I found a really funny cheat/legit way to get a follower in Morrowind. It isn't so much a wow moment as a an unending string of hilarity. Was she actually scripted to say that should her escort show signs of being hopelessly lost? Or was it just good timing? Was she actually commenting on my actions? Somehow, I didn't think that that was possible with 2002 AI. I scanned it again and again to no avail, taking some time on the endeavor.ДЄnd then the merchant, who had been patiently waiting behind me the entire time, sighed and said in an exasperated voice 'I don't believe this.' I ran back to the nearest signpost and frantically looked it over, hoping to spot the village's name on it. However, I had never heard of the village she spoke of and did not have the faintest clue of even which direction it lay in. 'Sure!' I said happily, giving her the merry adventurer grin that never says no, 'I'll lead you there!' I was wandering around the outskirts of Caldera earlier today, looking for my way back to a certain mine, when I ran into a traveling merchant who needed an escort to a village. And I am always utterly blown away when my former judgement is proven wrong. I came into it with low expectations for technology and graphics and the like, but high expectations for its story.

I came to Morrowind directly from Skyrim, my very first TES game.

Morrowind house of earthly delights